Tuesday, January 17, 2012
I accidentally saw my wife nekid today?
She was changing clothes in the laundry room when I ped by and I saw all of her buck nekid and I have been vomiting all afternoon and tonight. We hate each other and haven't had sax in over 6 years. It was horrible -- she has rolls and rolls of pale, pimply fat, her legs have fur like hair on them and her under arm hair was sticking out like a bush. Just thinking about that giant, blubbery bottom all covered in a rash and pimples makes me want to puke again but I am totally empty. How did I end up like this? How did I end up married to Bigfoot? We fought all day long today and now she is back at the gambling boats spending whats left of my pay check. How do I git out of this living hell?
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